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GHOST OF LUCK GHOST WEAR.
We have optimized this theme to bring those who have it on their Blackberry the most luck any one person is capable of receiving. We went to unbelievable extremes to accomplish this. This is the story of how this theme came to be the luckiest Blackberry Theme in the world as we know it.
We started off by hanging rabbit feet and four leaf clovers all over the PC that was used to design it. We then took it to a fortune teller downtown Brooklyn and paid her to read it. She informed us it would bring the user good luck, but not the best of luck. We were crushed at hearing this and knew we had to do more.
We then went to the local Catholic Church and after making a sizable donation our theme was blessed by the priest. Knowing this would not be enough to secure the amount of luck we desired we then flew to New Orleans and went to the local VOODOO shop. A rather strange looking woman with only half her teeth and wicked tattoos informed us that she could help by incantations from the book of living souls but we would have to do more because the spirits had told of a Blackberry theme that would overpower all bad luck, even the bad luck of having had George Bush around for eight years.
Our next step was to go to Africa and visit a witch doctor we had been told was familiar with the legend of the lucky Blackberry and its true destiny. Although we knew what our next step was we had depleted our funds and had no way to get to Africa. We were devastated! Then Robbin came up with an idea and if she was right, we would have the cash we needed to fulfill the destiny of the Blackberry theme we had created.
We loaded the theme on both our BlackBerry phones and went to Vegas. It only took us a few minutes to realize she was right; the theme already had enough luck to overpower the evil spirits of the slot machines.
When our plane landed in Africa we were approached by a one armed man with a glass eye and a brown package in his hand. He just wanted to know what time it was. We then went to the witch doctor. He had on an Armani suit and was drinking a glass of wine while he watched reruns of Cop Rock and Golden Girls. I knew then that he must indeed have strong powers to endure the torture of such programming. As soon as I pulled out my Blackberry with the theme of luck that had brought me to this place so far from home he started shaking. His eyes went from my Blackberry to meet my gaze then a crooked smile came across his lips. I awaited his words; words that I knew would be profound. He told me my zipper was down. After pulling up my zipper I asked what I had to do to make the luck theme what it was meant to be. After pentagrams and many rituals I can’t go into for fear of being prosecuted we were told we had one more step to complete and our theme would be the strongest power for good and good luck on earth.
Next thing I remember was being on a flight to Rome. You see the witch doctor had told us we must get potent DNA from the Pope! What happened next involved me dressing up as a choir boy with man- boobs and a lisp. This is all I will say about it other than it has scarred me for life.
So now you know the extent we went to bring you this Ghost Wear BlackBerry theme of luck. With this theme you will never grow old. You will never be sick. You will never be broke. You will be loved by all and everyone will do as you say. And when you win Lotto make sure to donate half of it to www.theblackberrygirl.com for giving you the luck to win.
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