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CLUB GIRL GHOST WEAR
CLUB GIRL is a theme you put on if you are going out and think you may meet that guy who you want to let know you are interested. Club girl comes with a link that takes you to a story that lets the one you share it with know that you want him to make a move. It is silly looking enough to start a conversation when you check the time or make a call. You then mention it comes with a funny little story and click the link to the story and share it with him. This theme is 99.9% effective when used correctly. We will triple your money back if it doesn’t work!
The Club Girl Story
When making this theme we wanted to have several elements. First we needed to have sex appeal. We thought about what we could do to get this type of feel. We talked for days how to put sex appeal and the other attributes we want to include in this theme.
It was late on a Monday night that I got an email that said it would change my life for only $19.99. After reading the email about how they had picked only me for this special offer because they knew they could trust me having read a Craig’s list posting I had made.
After paying the $19.99, I received a program that would infuse attributes from famous people into Blackberry themes through their pictures. After testing this program by making a Paul Rubin theme and feeling the need to go see a movie while wearing no underwear I was sure it really did work.
Now that we knew it worked we took a picture of Sandra Bullock and one of Angelie Jolie for our sex appeal. These two are sexy in two different ways and should cover the sexy attribute well.
We then had to add that attribute that makes most guys take a second look, slutty. We both thought this would be easy as Paris Hilton came to our minds instantly as synonymous with slutty. The trouble started when we ran her picture through our newly purchased program. As soon as we entered the path to her picture all the programs antivirus alerts went off and a warning that there was not enough RAM installed for her picture appeared. We then ran to the local radio shack sand purchased more RAM for Paris Hilton.
Our Paris Hilton Virus under control and a potent power for slutty to our theme we now needed the attribute Easy. Although we felt sure Paris Hilton would also cross over and cover easy, we wanted to make sure our club girl theme would let the guy you want know you can be easy for the right guy. To accomplish this we put a picture of Pamela Anderson into our program. Soon as we did this a warning came up that this picture requires a huge hard drive.
We now had the main ingredients to make for a great Friday night at the Bar or Club. In fact, this theme works so well you must use caution in using it as after you activate it on a guy he will get the idea you are looking for at least a night of hot heavy ummmm dancing, and at most a relationship.
To use this theme is easy. Just let him see it and hope he asks about it or show it to him as it is a good conversation piece. Then click the link that comes with it that takes you to a web page with this story.
OK, if you have been shown this by a cute young lady and haven’t figured it out yet SHE IS INTERESTED!!!
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